Dan

He is a Mexican and lost his green care and refuses to admit he's gay when he humps his pillow every night

Dan is a Mexican

by 1w3 Steve Stevensville October 29, 2021

Dan Palmer

Someone who has no filter and is not afraid to speak their mind

He is such a Dan Palmer

by Ben Wild69 June 1, 2022

Dan

A "Dan" is a person who is so unbelievably bad at swimming that he could somehow manage to drown in a hole in the ground filled with air.

When the invisible puddle appeared on the sidewalk, Dan managed to trip over it and somehow flail around as if he were drowning in a pool; it was a classic "Dan" moment.

by thegrimm15 September 6, 2024

Dan

Often found doing odd things. Enjoys playing with ugly ass cars/trucks. Do something wrong and he’ll become a huge dickfuck and leave you on the road

Dan is always and asshole to the kid who takes his shit

by Juul life May 19, 2018

Dan

A absolute fart of a human, always seems to stink of a weird BO/Fart cross smell.

Hey have you been near dan recently his stinks the stupid fart

by The real man . Com April 29, 2019

Dan

A lazy person who likes to sleep but too smart and can't play, chess well

I want to sleep like dan

by Dr.morfy July 16, 2021

Dan Dan

When you poop into the belly button of someone with a Herina.

"Dude! What the fuck is that?"
"That's my Dan Dan, man."

by 636Mufaletta July 30, 2022