Rosetta Stoned

The state of being so high that you begin speaking another language.

Friend 1: Yo, did you know that Marcel speaks Mandarin?
Friend 2: Yeah, but he only knows it when he's high as a kite, man. He was straight up Rosetta stoned last night.

by YungSebs June 2, 2016

rolling stone boy

A fuck boy, someone that talks to loads of girls

‘I think I love him’
‘Really? I heard he’s a rolling stone boy’

by Someshitindiebandyouprobsdk November 22, 2017

Stoned Bear

That ONE fucking guy you're camping with that decides to spark a reefer while everybody's sleeping, gets the nuclear munchies, and barges into the tents at 2:37 AM searching for snacks like a stoned bear.

(tent starts rustling)
John: (wakes up) oh fuck guys i think there might be a bear outside
Jack: (wakes up) wait what
Valentyn - there's bear outside? ooh no no no
(Tent unzips)
Dax: (falls into the tent)
Dax: y'all know where we put the reeses cups at
Jack: Dax its 2:37 AM, why're you barging into the tents like a stoned bear
Valentyn: чертовски!

by TurksAgainstVapes October 7, 2024

Stone Beef

When you get a boner due to watching a cooking program.

I was watching masterchef when i suddenly got my Stone beef.

by Ginger_hater_69420 April 25, 2018

Stone-Henge

A Stone henge is the sexual act of having multiple men have sex with 1 woman. Much like the "Eiffel Tower" where there are 2 men having sex with 1 woman, and the "Golden Gate Bridge" Where there are 5 men having sex with 1 woman, the Stone henge requires more individuals. Often times can be done with one man engaging in intercourse and the rest watching, waiting patiently for their turn.

"Hey bro wanna come stone-henge with me?"
"Fuck yeah! Lets do it."

by TheRexlycan December 22, 2023

Turning Stone Casino

Imagine the Citadel from Half Life 2 but instead in the middle of a cornfield.

That building isn't abandoned, it's just storage for the Turning Stone Casino.

by Serge Ivanov December 4, 2023

stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.

I just got my perfect Gift from Stoned Santa.

by trippyentrepreneur July 9, 2019