Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

Meat Fountain

A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.

So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.

by Creatures of the Night August 8, 2009

Meat Gazing

to watch or stare at male body parts, particularly the genital area.

guy: all of those girls were meat gazing in hollister today.
girlfriend: bitches

by hepnerd March 29, 2010

Meat-Necklace

The act of wrapping ones cock around a second parties neck. A.K.A. Cock Noose

Isaac missed me so much I gave him a meat-necklace with a ball locket that had a picture of us lighting farts in it.

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Meat Ache

The overstuffed feeling you get after eating at one of those Brazilian rotisserie joints

Waiter - Would you like to look at the desert menu?

You - No man, I've got a meat ache!

by STAdefZeph November 2, 2010

meat puff

A homosexual male, a fairy.

Did you hear that Aaron came out of the closet? I had no idea he was a meat puff.

by timmyj72 December 9, 2006