Dry Roasted Peanuts

Euph.
One's balls after a particularly rigorous handjob.

My God, that bird tossed me off so hard last night I went home with dry roasted peanuts!

by Mark Nordenstein May 5, 2007

Dry brain

You know how ur brain is slimey well a dry brain means ur dumb basicallly because u dont have the slime inside ur head!

A:hes such a dumb dry brain b:Yeah hes dumber then a slug

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Dry Dog

A sex position where you suck a dog's cock so much it becomes dry.

Guy1: I nutted by doing the Dry Dog with my eye socket!
Guy2: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Guy1: You mad bro?
Guy2: I'm calling the police
Guy1: Yup you mad LOL
Police: HE HAS A DOG AS A HOSTAGE!
Guy1: *NUTS*
Police: OPEN FIRE!
Guy1: *DIES*
Police: Nvm, he just nutted.
Guy2: POGGERS

by cumindog March 3, 2021

dry carl

The act of putting your finger in someone's ear. Sort of like a wet willy, but without the wetness.

Kalub loves to surprise me with a dry carl.

by kbudz May 21, 2009

chemical dry bot

The art or action of enhancing the dry bot to a further dried state with the use of household chemicals. normally acetone

Dan: "Hey spug... fancy a dry bot?"
Spug: "Chemical like?"
Dan: "Kinky twat, I'll get me mams nail varnish remover!"
Spug: "I love chemical dry bots... how!"

by Wayne Sparrow November 22, 2007

Blow Dry Her

A safety precaution for when you fart while getting a blow job from a really hot female. After farting, proceed to cum in her nostrils to prevent her from smelling the fart, then blame the noise on her queef.

I was getting a blow job from my dream girl and then I accidentally farted so I had to Blow Dry Her.

by The Blow Dryee June 18, 2009

Dry Snitch

Ratting on people behind their back

Bob was a dry snitch by telling on the crossing guards while smiling to their faces and collecting their slips.

by Ynextmc June 14, 2019