black hole

The vagina of a emo. It gives no pleasure and is a void of nothingness.
Guy 1-"Damn, that girl was hot!"
Guy 2-"Yeah but dont walk to close, shes got a black hole."
by Snac Pac June 17, 2007
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black kids

a really awesome band that has one of those ridiculously long names for their songs...'i'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you'

sidenote: the name of their band gives way for some awesome puns
person a: hey, have you heard black kids?

person b: yeah, they're so fuckin' ghetto. all loud and shit in--

a: actually, dude i was talking about the band...

b: ohh...

a: fuckin' racist. *walks away*
by poporoptopia September 07, 2008
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Black Wednesday

Blackout Wednesday
–noun
the night before Thanksgiving Day, often celebrated with merrymaking. one of the biggest drinking days of the year.
I got so drunk on Black Wednesday that I began making awkward sexual advances.
by Binge Drinker November 16, 2008
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black activist

An expert at using guilt, intimidation and the threat of racial violence to shake down whitey.
What do you call a white guy who talks of white rage, and the threat of racial violence? A despicable racist. What do you call a black guy who talks about black rage, and the threat of racial violence? A black activist.
by yorkie stomper April 02, 2008
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black cookie

a black or mixed race mans willy
hey girl you want some of this black cookie

do you want to nibble on my black cookie
by cam b November 20, 2007
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black helicopter

Derisive term for a conspiracy theorist. Coined after the alleged reports of unmarked black helicopters near military instillations (Reportedly, they were in reality US Marine Corps olive drab helicopters silhouetted against the sky).
Charlie says the cell phone tower is sending messages to his dog. I say he's hanging out with the black helicopter crowd for too long.
by unidyne1962 October 18, 2007
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black israeli

(n) An alcoholic beverage containing only Kahlua and Sprite or Diet Sprite. The drink was invented during the 2nd Annual Circle Death 2003 in Wasilla, Alaska and was then described as being "a chocolate-citrus nightmare" and/or "The Whip Nasty!".
"A black israeli would sure hit the spot right now."
by Dr. SlippyFIST July 23, 2006
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