flesh muncher

Someone who munches on human penis.

"I hear Mr Fisher's a bit of a flesh muncher"

"Yes, he's been munching on flesh like there's no tomorrow"

by Blind Beggar August 1, 2016

Ass Muncher

A person who performs analingus on another person

Positive: Johhny is a great lay, but Granny-Lane? now ,there's a serious ass muncher!

Negative: Politicians are nothing but a bunch of ass munchers

by Granny-Lane June 17, 2016

Carpet Muncher

When a man or women gets down on their knees and eats a women's hairy vagina.

Paige and I had a good time in the back room when I found out that she was a carpet muncher.

by Chessecaketwins May 18, 2016

fudge muncher

A person who eats out a black girls vagina or anus.

Man, I am such a fudge muncher!

by ZedFontaine February 1, 2017

carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.

Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.

by Under12 March 12, 2017

Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down

hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man

by 69 savage June 7, 2017

tyre muncher

A female of the provocative type who attends car shows.The female has no personal interests in said cars but is interested in the bragging right of being with the owner of said car in a intimate way.

Mate she's a pure tyre muncher stay clear

by The oppositie of a good person June 12, 2017