Mums

An abbreviation and brtisish for swear on my mums life, and is used in the very same way

Greg: Did ya snitch on us you plonker
Tyrone: Nah, mums I didnt, I swear

by Plankingplonker69 June 10, 2018

The Mums

The psychological sickness one contracts when Mumfords and Sons backs out as the headliner of the music festival you're attending. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: intermittent frowning, being teased by your peers and randomly storming off in the middle of the show that replaced Mumford and Sons.

"Janet was really looking forward to seeing Mumford and Sons play at Bonnaroo this year. When they were suddenly replaced with Jack Johnson, she came down with a bad case of The Mums."

by Chicketychina11 June 21, 2013

Your mum

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"

1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"

by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020

Mum

Always in a mood and makes you duolingo ,wiping the side dry up and wash the dishes and she will have a go at you for the smallest things in the world!!! Its very unbelievable

Oh No were about get to told off by mum

by Dave Marshalar March 22, 2022

Ur mum

Ur mum is a common insult used for no apparent reason. This also references to Yo Mama jokes. This humor is weird and sometimes unlikable.

Ur mum is fat.

by pigjacob June 27, 2018

Matthew Mak’s Mum

She is a rubbish which gave less IQ and EQ.She talks much and she is very annoying.When Matthew Mak feels annoyed.She will 家暴 and hit Matthew Mak.And Matthew Mak almost die

Do not be Matthew Mak’s mum or you will hit people

by Matthew Mak January 23, 2022

Stuart’s mum

She is a fat bitch who cant control herself or her annoying kids

Stuart’s mum is a hoe

by Papa6969XO May 17, 2019