Murder muffin

A character who has murdered hundreds of people and can possibly kill you with his hands but his/her fans (fangirls) think of them as the sweetest person alive and will protect them at all costs

Eg:

Girl 1: I just love Loki and Bucky and what happened with them was wrong.

Girl 2: But they killed so many people
Girl 1: I know, Loki and Bucky are my murder muffins

by Loki_is_mine January 14, 2022

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muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 16, 2021

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Used in the popular card game "Muffin time" where if you have 10 cards at the start of your turn you may yell "It's muffin time" and win the game. (Please note that this is a VERY short version of the games rules.)

Person 1 *Does his turn*

Person 2 "Hah! I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards! It's muffin time!"

Person 3 "Aww, guess you win."

by Ganykem February 1, 2022

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Muffin Head

what badboyhalo uses to insult people

Dream: You motherf**cker
Badboyhalo: OMG you muffin head language

by Gogynotfound May 17, 2021

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muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021

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