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muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?
Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands
by muffinhands December 16, 2021
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It's muffin time!

Used in the popular card game "Muffin time" where if you have 10 cards at the start of your turn you may yell "It's muffin time" and win the game. (Please note that this is a VERY short version of the games rules.)
Person 1 *Does his turn*

Person 2 "Hah! I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards! It's muffin time!"

Person 3 "Aww, guess you win."
by Ganykem February 1, 2022
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Muffin Chops

Similar to "mutton chops", a semi-popular hair style, "muffin chops" are a pubic hair style popular amongst traditionalists. It is sometimes called the "reverse landing strip" or the "Alaskan Landing Strip".
"She is definitely a traditionalist when it comes to sexual appetite... she has muffin chops!"
by Spiffy McFly December 8, 2020
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Muffin bite

It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.
Babe can you muffin bite me tonight?
by Capm28 May 3, 2021
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Muffin Head

what badboyhalo uses to insult people
Dream: You motherf**cker
Badboyhalo: OMG you muffin head language
by Gogynotfound May 17, 2021
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muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.
Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.
by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021
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Funky muffin

A funky muffin is a muffin that's very colorful. For example, a wild berry muffin.

It also means someone that's very colorful/funky in personality and clothing taste.
"your mom made some funky muffins!"
Or
"Have you seen jacks outfit today? he's such a funky muffin"
by omo_chao June 15, 2023
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