Jizzback Mountain

When one finishes on the sexual oppositions back and then leave due to them not putting out.

Did you hear about charlie, Abbie didnt put out to he gave her the O' Jizzback Mountain.

by XI_GREGGERS_IX February 9, 2015

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Rocky Mountain Bow tie

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are erotically exfixiatating each other to reach optimal climax.

When considering possible options to liven up my Friday night, I soon found myself in the mists of a Rocky mountain bow tie with Jess and Bobby. Needless to say I've never reach a climax again unless I know it's a black tie affair.

by rock4689 March 29, 2015

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meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

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Ozark Mountain Diamonds

Meth.

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.

by tehannihilator September 6, 2015

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Mountain Lean

A mixture of the Mountain Dew Code Red soda and Mountain Dew Voltage soda that creates a purple color and looks very similar to lean but without drugs mixed in.

Max-"Yo are you drinking lean bro?"
Joey-"Nah man it's Mountain Lean it's just soda and it's pretty refreshing."

by MagicCasserole September 29, 2015

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