math

the torture that corrupts the human brain damaging life as we know it. and forcing young children to solve other people's problems

when you do math your heart rate goes from 80-110 in seconds

by bestfreindswithaveragejoe November 1, 2022

math

A widely known torture tactic used by schools, parents, workplaces, etc

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

"Today I was tortured. I had math class."

by hype train January 22, 2017

The Geography of Singapore Math

Communities and countries (or schools and states) around the globe with the highest and lowest levels of adoption of the Singapore math curriculum, or part of it—which incorporates the best methodologies and pedagogies from both the East and the West—with some demographic or racial groups more receptive to embracing this alien math program than others.

The geography of Singapore math reveals a strong support among American homeschoolers and white middle-class families, who order tens of thousands of math titles every year from the “fine” city-state.

by Numerati April 7, 2025

Math

Short for
(M)ental (A)buse (T)o (H)umans
gets worse everytime and its fucking annoying

a math PROBLEM

by notawikipediaeditor November 30, 2022

maths

something i always fail at.

friend: what did you get in that maths test?
me: ...

by zxxrrxx January 25, 2022

Math Etc.

A period of time that two friends allocate for doing homework together but that they use for discussing their (usually failing) love lives

"You up for some Math Etc. later? I've got Calc to do and she stood me up again today."

by Plymike I February 11, 2017

math

Where people buy 3,896 pounds of rabbit pellets and no one dares to ask why

Teacher: Okay kids, time for math!
Me: I'm out

Teacher: Taliyah go to the hall!
Me: Ok, I was gonna do that anyway.

by Sauce_da_godd January 23, 2018