Meat Tenderizer

a female who makes all males around her soften their meat

"damn did you see that girls rolls"
"yeh she was a meat tenderizer"

by Justin Sheridan December 28, 2005

Meat Curtains

That extra cooter skin that looks kinda like a pastrami sandwich. Either she's one of those unfortunates born like this, or she's seen the business end of the ramrod one too many times and blew her o-ring.

Damn Suzie! Your pootie-tang is so tore up, yo' meat curtains look like a freakin' gyro sandwich!

by dirTsamoan June 30, 2003

Meat Fountain

A person that helps you build your computer and proceeds to not help you fix the things that are wrong with it and then never talk to you again.

So I texted him but it turns out he's completely ignoring me and I have to go buy extra shit just to fix it, whata fuckin' meat fountain.

by Creatures of the Night August 8, 2009

tube meat

Any processed meat product that is formed into a tube shape by stuffing into an elongated, edible casing for consumption. Can be cooked and served in a wide variety of methods and combinations.

These hot dogs are the best tube meat ever.

Barb's favorite tube meat is kielbasa.

by lifeonearth April 29, 2012

Meat Gazing

to watch or stare at male body parts, particularly the genital area.

guy: all of those girls were meat gazing in hollister today.
girlfriend: bitches

by hepnerd March 29, 2010

Little Meat

A small penis.

My little meat is ejaculating so much cum that I feel dizzy.

by Minecraft1238 January 17, 2019

meat puff

A homosexual male, a fairy.

Did you hear that Aaron came out of the closet? I had no idea he was a meat puff.

by timmyj72 December 9, 2006