Lord of Chairs

Andrew Nelson

Almost no resistance, for I am Lord of Chairs

by SLB2 November 20, 2010

Lord Blumpkin

The name given to a villainous person that wears a pumpkin on their head on Halloween sitting on a toilet taking a shit with the door unlocked waiting for someone to walk in and give them a blumpkin on the scariest night of the year.

I waited for several hours as Lord Blumpkin last Halloween at Kate's house when she finally walked in and gave me a Blumpkin.

by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024

Lord of Shit

Lord of Shit means someone reeks so bad, any and/or everything within a 10 mile radius rolls over and dies.

Guy1- what's wrong?
Guy2- (Pukes)
Guy2- Dude, Toby is the official lord of shit!
Toby- Hey guys, wassup?!
Guy1&2- (Fall on floor and die)

by CURBSTOMPER34 January 28, 2014

Lord Rat The First

Person with massive dick and balls, better than abberat in every way

Person 1: OMFG ITS LORD RAT THE FIRST *CUMS*

Person 2: OMG IT IS *dies*

by NOTLORDRATTHEFIRST January 18, 2022

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world

The name of the anime I would write.

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."

by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

chaos lord

Too chaotic to be defined. The originally prototype of all that is expansive. Also, Chaos Lord is you for that he is your creator.

Daaayyuummmm, Chaos Lord is top tier OG.

by I am you are me, beyatch! May 14, 2018

Sir Lord

A person who is not knighted by the Queen but very powerful. He will take the world by surprise.

The student's future will be like Sir Lord's.

by @blackeye September 6, 2018