log jam

when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.

There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.

by Gozaagustus1 November 18, 2022

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Log

Someone who is boring and doesn’t do or think much

Bruh she a log why invite her to the party

by King6’5 November 29, 2022

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Log Sniper

When a guy's sperm directly lands on a pussy once he ejaculates ten feet away from said pussy

"Call me a log sniper because you're gonna have a lil bro in nine months"

by Anchovy November 30, 2022

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My best friends boyfriend

Hey friend your log texted

by hey uncle May 10, 2022

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The log laws were a series of regulations passed by the British Parliament during the 1900s to restrict population growth and prevent famine. The log laws stated that under any circumstances, no man residing within the British Empire should impregnate a woman with said man's "log" more than once within the span of 57 fortnights, or 798 days. The log laws also stated that any man who violated these laws would be punished, and his punishment would be up to the discretion of his governor.

The governor has requested that any man found violating the log laws be beheaded in the town square.

by Alejandro Calleros 867 January 19, 2022

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