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Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024
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snot lock

Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and

draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.
I woke up and was so congested I could barely breathe! I was snot locked, 100%
by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023
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pop my lock

I want you to pop my lock tonight, baby
by Heidi108 January 2, 2020
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Coldie Locks

A Coldie Locks (or Coldy Locks, Coldie Lox, Coldy Lox) is a person, usually female, usually your girlfriend, who is always cold.

It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.
Girlfriend: "oh my God it's freezing today"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"
by Gidon Grey April 28, 2024
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We locked in

a commitment to each other, showing that you are dedicated to building a long-term relationship
Chad: are we locked in?

Brad: yes <3
by Thereallilcheeze January 15, 2024
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locked in

To be concentrated on something and not worried about nothing else.
im locked in rn.
by 9lvnts February 20, 2022
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Pop and lock

A girl is too hot so you have to pop and lock. You pop it in her and lock it in.
"Man she was so hot I had to pop and lock that bitch!" - Jeremy who is lying.
by KAPAN August 31, 2018
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