A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.
Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.
by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024
Get the Locked and Keyedmug. Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and
draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.
draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.
by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023
Get the snot lockmug. 
A Coldie Locks (or Coldy Locks, Coldie Lox, Coldy Lox) is a person, usually female, usually your girlfriend, who is always cold.
It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.
It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.
Girlfriend: "oh my God it's freezing today"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"
by Gidon Grey April 28, 2024
Get the Coldie Locksmug. by Thereallilcheeze January 15, 2024
Get the We locked inmug. 
Get the locked inmug. by KAPAN August 31, 2018
Get the Pop and lockmug.