Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

bubba jones

A cute sexy guy that every body loves.

I saw a hot guy earlier. I bet his name is bubba Jones.

by Bgnffffm July 12, 2017

Janice Jones

someone who gambles Rivets money away and gives me head during faculty meetings

stop being a greedy Janice Jones

by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019

Cuddy-Jones

Cuddy-Jones: To say that something is cool or is an eye catcher.
Also when one is impressed.

Hey my nigga did you see that dude do a double back flip while kicking 2 dudes in the face that shit was Cuddy-Jones.

That niggas lyrics are hella Cuddy-Jones, this is the new cut.

That niggas is hellza Poppin Cuddy-Jones.

by Budzy42020 June 4, 2022

Jimothy Jones

Your dad who is secretly gay and straight. They like boys who dress like girls chained up to walls naked. They also like masculine girls who smack their ass.

Man Jimothy Jones

by JimothyJones October 6, 2021

Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd

a unknown person in the world. he earns the title as quandale dingles son

"Im gonna go text my guy Quandalious Barnicle Jones Jr The 3rd"

by Ilovebigoilymen April 13, 2023

Ffion Jones

A absolute Peng Girl Located In wales, who is kind, loving and over all just perfect.

"Damn is that Ffion Jones, she is steaming!"

by Ffionisfuckingpeng December 5, 2018