Tanque-Jerry

When you have a mixed shot of Tanqueray and Sailor Jerry and bust a nut on the first person you see, regardless of age, disability or race.

Pedro: What's the plan tonight peeps?
Langerz: Not sure mate, could go for a swift one.
Obarz: Nah boys, we're going for Tanque-Jerry's tonight.
Orivia: What's a Tan...
ALL: FUCK YEEEEEEEE
*all males proceed to engage in harmonious chant*

by tsaltsal June 5, 2018

Stop Jerry

Ugh there is all always that friend named "Jerry" but at school they call him "Big dick Jerry". Big dick Jerry will not shut up like, get a life with your big ass penis like no one cares. Plus he always steals all of mine-coins things like stop Big dick Jerry.

1; Stop Jerry
2; Oh that dick..?
1; yeah
3 (Jerry); Hey guys have you ever-
2; oh my god sto-
3; climbed a mountain on that minecraft world..?

1; *Checks Minecraft account* wait those were my coins-
2; Big dick Jerry all ready left.

by llama-chan / lnfo - chan June 11, 2018

fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker

Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!

by dickGlitter March 31, 2018

Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.

Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.

by Eatmijello July 18, 2018

Sun Jerky

Naturally mummified strips of human flesh, especially the labia.

Karen passed away while sunbathing in the nude.

Now that bitch's pussy is some Sun Jerky.

by Q-Tippy October 27, 2018

Asian Jerry with nice shoe

A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u

Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?

Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol

Asian jerry with nice shoe.

by Sex zozo February 25, 2019

The Jerry

"The Jerry" named by Hayley Leblanc is an egg cooked in a piece of bread with a hole cut in the center.

"Mom, can you make me the jerry for breakfast?"

by Bangtan Sonyeondan 07 July 1, 2019