Jason

Bringer of calamity. Lazy sloth like individual who does not take life seriously. Man-child. Waste of existence. Narcissistic liar. Victim minded. Full of shit and mommy and daddy issues with no accountability.

Jason

by A wrinkle in time September 13, 2025

Jason

Probably likes sonic.

Me: Jason Likes Sonic
Jason: True

by Jasonisafurry August 4, 2021

jason

the textbook definition of slow

“hey did you here about jason?”

“oh yeah, the slow kid right”

by lmfaoao September 18, 2021

PULL A JASON STEPHENS

Basically a country way of saying that your boy did something that defines him as a piece of shit i.e. ratted you out, cannot be trusted, will stab you in the back, lie to your face, is the lineman of '95, and will fuck your bitch.

I guess he thinks he can PULL A JASON STEPHENS. I just found out he hooked up with Jessica last night.

by GOTEM2020 August 6, 2020

Jason

A cheating ass bitch ! Who never will give a fuck about you so I will advise you to stay away from Jason’s

“ I love you “ that means “ I’m goin to cheat on you lol “ Jason I love you but he don’t love you

by Woahbrochill November 7, 2019

Jason

Jason is a stupid guy who has no sense of humor. He also is a creep and is weird with girls.

Did you hear that Jason is gay?

by rtard69 January 11, 2022

Jason

As in Jason Puncheon (footballer), puncheon (punching) above his weight looks wise.

That guy is a total Jason

by Hamptonslonelyboy February 15, 2017