Jake Johnson

A muscular presence typically in and around a gym. But plays shite mobile games at lunch.

Wow he’s massive, it must be Jake Johnson

by Clarkey September 22, 2022

jake paul

a huge dick

you're being a jake paul m8

by fwibblewop September 1, 2018

Jake Paul

a guy who fought old men and celebrated next to his mom and a paid friend in bed

Guy 1: I wonder when will Jake Paul fight a real boxer
Guy 2: I heard he’s fighting Tiger Woods next
Guy 1: no way who do you think will win?
Guy 2: what do you think

by ahugedickhead May 21, 2021

A Jake the snake

A Jake the snake is a handsome young boy who all the girls love and the boys are jealous of

Danae: did you see that guy!

Alina: yeah he's such a Jake the snake!

by Mike the bastard March 13, 2022

Jake paul

Is super cringe

Jake Paul is Cringe

by Mraihanhafiz March 28, 2021

Jake militello

A man that will go take extreme measures to ensure that his family and people that are close to him are protected and taken care of whatever the cost may be. Funny and out going but will not lose any sleep over it because he did what he had to do to provide, protect and over come any situation.

God did you see jake Militello tonight that was crazy

by Jason Winship May 18, 2019

Jake Paul

A rare but deadly type of cancer that has affected nearly 17 million people.

Doctor: i'm sorry sir, but you have cancer.
Patient: *flashses back to last time they watched jake paul*.

by WhiteSamsungUser September 16, 2018