jake sands

a annoying little midget that talks rubbish everyday and pi***s you off 24-7

Jake sands is annoying and small

by George pig July 6, 2018

Jake paul

Fuck you

Shut up fuck you jake Paul fuck

by Sudhrjsurhhd January 4, 2019

Jakes Lakes

Spooky lakes where husbands, new cars, & alcohol go missing for hours, probably caused by Aliens

"'Simon'(not his real name) still not home. Hope car is ok"
"I hope he's not spinning it up on the 'Nearby' Hills"
"Nah. He gone up to the Jakes Lakes"
"yes I believe it to be casued by aliens"

by lovingmyfriends November 8, 2013

Jake Musser

Thinks they are a gift from god and usually are
constantley gets it for hacking.

Just one of those little things you don't want around.

Likes to draw penises

Guy 1: look at that Jake musser

Guy 2: Yeh, let's leave

by DonPhornyman October 17, 2018

jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair

Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing

by MrMargarine6911 April 15, 2018

Jake Paul

A dumb dude that lives in a house that looks like the White House and doesn’t know how to box or his grammar

Person one:whos jake Paul

Person two:a dumb diddy

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Jake Paul

A horrible human being that let fame get to him in the worst of times.

Jake Paul- Hey Julia I'm going to loot a store like all the other protesters are doing to honor George Floyd.
Julia(His recent girlfriend)-I don't think you should do that. What if someone catches you on camera looting. People might unfollow you on social media because they will think you are a bad person.
Jake Paul- Oh shut up!!! Nothing bad will happen to me. I'm rich and famous. I'm pretty sure my followers will understand.
Julia-🤦

by pramelajadgar234 June 3, 2020