pink muffin

When a man or woman gets penetrated in their butt so much that there booty hole is swelling to a shape of a muffin.
Girl 1 -Johnny and i do anal so much I have a PINK MUFFIN now.
Girl 2 - Noice.
by FEUJsz November 03, 2015
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American muffin

The American Muffin is a small ring of fried cake of sweetened leavened dough.
I would like a doughnut please. Oh, you mean an American muffin.
by KERMlT September 28, 2022
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Twat muffin

by 584 346 June 21, 2019
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muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.
Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.
by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 31, 2021
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Little Muffin

She is a annoying person In BadBoyHalo discord. she claims herself to be a Muffin. She has many dads and mums which supports her most of the time. She is "Kind" to the people she likes and believes everyone deserves a chance.
French:I eat Muffins for breakfast.

Loliblob:I think Little Muffin is a trap.
by Muffino June 01, 2019
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Cock Muffin

Small dick with incredible width that results in a huge tip of a dick that forms a cock muffin.
Hey baby do you think this should be in a bakery . referring to his cock muffin
by cuntcrusher6914inchstud September 25, 2017
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stress muffin

When you are so stressed that you curl yourself into a ball and cry a little bit.
I should be studying for that test but I'm a stress muffin
by stripezandsparklez February 06, 2017
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