A large strip mall in Agoura Hills, CA that acts as the "shopping mall" of the area. Mainly because the mall companies wouldn't be caught dead building an actual mall in this crappy of an area. It is full of stores and businesses that closedown within a week either because of horrible business management, crushing business taxes, or shoplifted blind by the wannabe-gangsta kids of the neighborhood. During the day it is crowded with brainless girls doing tik-toks with Starbucks in hand, and at night it's crowded with the wannabe-gangstas that go to Agoura High and drunk college kids (that don't even live ANYWHERE in the area) that throw bottles at you if you get too close. (Speaking from experience).
"Did you hear what happened at the twin oaks shopping center?"
"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."
"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."
by plus-size albert December 22, 2020
Get the Twin Oaks Shopping Centermug. 
Someone (usually a husband) who is told to plop himself down in a chair in the mall while his wife (or girlfriend) shops.
by BillyBooDozer July 12, 2022
Get the shop-ploppermug. When you make your wife or significant other smell a candle that you just ripped ass into when they took you shopping when you didn't want to go.
by Drbigbuds1 November 3, 2025
Get the Shop Waftingmug. by mikeybaby69420 May 18, 2022
Get the Shop Guysmug. by ToddPacker December 13, 2023
Get the driving to the shopsmug. A working class person who rats on their brothers or sisters (coworkers) or try’s to speed up work. In an attempt to impress their bosses and make their coworkers look bad.
by Upton2025 May 15, 2025
Get the Shop Rocketmug.