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Michigan State University

Michigan State University

University filled with delusional asshats who have a massive inferiority complex over being third best to every college in the US. Known for thinking that they’re better than everyone else when the student body’s collective IQ is barely above 30 (save for engineering), claiming they’re the best at everything when other schools outmatch them in something, and having the collective physicality of a dad with a massive beer belly.
- Hey Tom. Jim is being a real asshole.

- Yea it’s cuz he went to Michigan State University. The only reason why he’s still employed is because his dad owns the company.
by Slicrick14 June 16, 2022
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State Route 59

Taking a piece of shit and shoving it in the tail pipe of someone's car, so it wont start.
My car wouldnt start this morning! Someone state route 59ed me!
by ChodeMasterFlash March 15, 2003
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Georgia State University

Also known as "Ghetto State University", is a large public research university in the heart of Downtown Atlanta, Georgia. It also owns Perimeter College, a group of six associate-degree colleges outside Atlanta's Perimeter, but we don't talk about those.

GSU is a pseudo-HBCU with a majority-black student population and is among the largest schools in the University System. We have a token-ass Negro for university president who also is former governor and current chancellor Sonny Perdue's little bitch and he can't literally do shit about anything with the Board of Regents' say-so and about the drag racing and shootings that happen at the student housing complexes on campus.

Everyone here comes from absolutely EVERYWHERE and they all fall short of God's grace and mercy. I've walked among these fucking losers for 4 years.

We have our hoes, our hustlers and pimps, and every weirdo in between. It's very much all the colleges in the US. There's a little something for everyone that goes here.

I'm getting sick and tired of this place. I want to be around decent people.
Welcome to Georgia State University, the most ghetto-ass school in the State of Georgia!
by StingerChamp April 13, 2023
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Midwestern State University

Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.
they merked them geese at midwestern state university
by Theadore guisel October 27, 2023
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The Maple-Leaf State

The only people that live in the Maple-Leaf state are lumberjacks and hockey players.
by Atomsk182 May 6, 2012
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Outta state hoes

When a guy knows girls from another state that want to hook up with him, but live too far away
Friend 1: Bro you don't get any girls
Friend 2: Shut up I have lots of outta state hoes
by slicedGabe August 18, 2016
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Ohio State Buckeyes

Any true buckeye fan would know, fuck TTUN.
TTUN fans- Ohio State sucks. We’re gomna get you this year. Big Ten championship here we come!

Ohio State Buckeyes fans- didn’t you say that last year? And didn’t we win?
by Asskdjdbwainfbehqkwkdhek May 31, 2018
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