Italian guillotine

A sex act where one party holds their penis on a coffee table while the other covers their bare foot in marinara sauce and olive oil before stomping on it. A variant of "dick flattening."

"My girlfriend has gotten bored with our sex life, she wants to work food into it."
"Like she wants to pour chocolate sauce on each other?"
"No, like she wants to give me the ol' Italian Guillotine."
"That's a-spicy dick flattening!"

by BDYY June 5, 2022

The Italian Jacuzzi

When you put some garlic butter in a 24k Gold plated ballcuzzi and let the family jewels soak

Tony showed me The Italian Jacuzzi and now my life has changed forever

by Lapua Larry November 30, 2021

italian finger blasting

Finger blasting a woman while making Italian hand gestures.

Poppadi peppedi *Italian finger blasting gestures*

by Bobnos April 8, 2017

Italian stranger

Masturbating using pizza grease

Paul left the bathroom and said I just had an Italian stranger

by Munchies42069 March 9, 2018

Italian teacher

Super nice and caring and will right you a great college rec if she likes you but doesnt know how to teach and can’t handle screaming children she will bring you food and let you do what you want

My Italian teacher is the best I lover her class!

by ratatat663 December 5, 2021

He thought he was Italian

An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.

"Italian music. Yeah right. He thought he was Italian."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

Italian brainrot

A meme that become popular in early 2025 and has now gone too far. It used to just be some goofy tiktok videos with an image of a retarded looking animal but then shit went out of control, PEOPLE STARTED MAKING AI SLOP VIDEOS OF THAT TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR AND BARELLINA CAPUCCINA FUCKING AND THERE WAS EVEN FUCKING GAY PORN, HECK THERE MIGHT HAVE EVEN BEEN FEMBOY PORN! NOW I AM SEEING GAMES OF THE FUCKING ITALIAN BRAINROT MEMES! AND YOU KNOW WHATS WORSE?! I AM GETTING ADS ABOUT THEM TOO! FUCKING CUNT, GO FUCK YOURSELF ITALIAN BRAINROT, FUCKING RETARDED FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING AI SLOP MEME! MADONA PUTTANA!

Bro: italian brainrot

Me: boi this so tuff

by AMOGUS445 June 24, 2025