Meat Hooks

When you're seeing a girl and there's no "title" and the girl begins to act, treat and behave like your in a "titled relationship" without your acknowledgement.
Girl: "Why didn't answer your phone? I called you all night. Who were you with?
Guy: What the @#!$, you're tripping, quit trying to sink your "Meat Hooks"
by bl0ody6lov3 May 11, 2023
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Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.
I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed
by Cooter Johnson December 11, 2016
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Hook up meet up

Going on a date with an ex outside your house, to bring your spark back ,make out and take her home.
😭 Samantha went on a hook up meet up with my boyfriend.

Hey, wanna hook up meet up? 😏🍆🍑
by Ghost 404 November 01, 2021
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hook n curl

It’s the art of using ones middle finger to massage, stroke or prod the G-spot of a potential female victim. The hook is employed when the above mentioned G-spot has been located. At that point is when sexual euphoria takes over the female to the point all inhibition has been lost or cast away. If the hook n curl or HNC as its commonly called is masterfully delivered a female cannot resist. Most say that it is a life changing sexual event.
Hook n Curl is like Colt 45, it works every time!!
by duckninja6 May 02, 2011
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Hooked Up

Two people who are dating, usually used after the couple have kissed.
You're hooked up with Emily?
by TheStrongMan March 20, 2016
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Hooked Up

No!? Why not!? My... My victory is incomplete now... It's all ruined now... You've RUINED EVERYTHING Mikhaila!
Hym "So... What? What am I supposed to do here now? Endure a partial victory forever? Andy? Mikhaila? Wh- I just don't see why! This... The opportunity is gone now. How am I supposed to... It- I need that to be a thing! Go back! You go back and you fuck that Frankenstein Mikhaila! Right now! I made it for a reason! What is he doing now? Sitting in a room!? That's NOT what he's FOR, Mikhaila! THAT'S NOT WHAT HE'S FOR! GODDAMN IT!! DAMN IT ALL TO HELL! I mean, you can't just lie!? You can't just lie and SAY you hooked up with him!? For me!? Goddamn you! HOOOOOooooooo SHIT! Shitshitshit! Ok! New plan! I'm building a time machine! I got the A.I. I got the death-bots. We take over the world. Build a slut-tower. Then! Then I make the time machine. Perfect my victory. Come back to the present. Reside in the slut-tower indefinitely. Die. Sound good?"

Iam "Um..."

Hym "The answer is 'Yes.' Perfect plan. This is what we're doing now."
by Hym Iam September 30, 2023
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hooke date

Used to describe a hook up date.
Casper: Do you want to go on a hooke date?
Tina: No, I'm not trying to hoe around.
by MethheadTina February 10, 2018
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