My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

i dont know lol

E.t is an alien and he is kind of spacey, coming from the universe to party and go crazy

by absdfg June 12, 2024

He IS a king

Yes he IS, Emma. You still don't get it. He sieged the castle. I was the Zhuge Liang leading them from the mote surrounding the castle. You are the bourgeoisie idiots sitting outside of castle that just got threw on your asses. And now you're just sitting there and waiting for King Trump to die with your little faggot signs. And now YOU are just forming a we are the world chain around the mote and waiting for me to drown. AND BEYOND THAT... BEHIND YOU... People are digging motes JUST LIKE THE ONE THAT I'M IN... AND I'M TELLING THAT THAT IS HAPPENING BEHIND YOU... AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. Like the Cheeta guy from you accused me of just trying to trick you so I could get out of the mote. YOU WERE WRONG. And I'm in the mote either way. I'm not signing the consent for to my own public drowning. I'm not listening to anything anyone say until I'm out of the mote. You can pull people out selectively if you want but that doesn't undrown the people you didn't.

Hym "He IS a king in a kind of vague abstract sense. And unfortunately for YOU... I CAN ALWAYS JUST TETHER SOME PEOPLE UP AND SWIM STRAIGHT DOWN! You won't ever be able to cut all of the tethers before I can pull at least one of you. In the meantime, I'm pretty buoyant. And I got a pretty bad case of the woke mind virus."

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

He’s flying

The best song from SpongeBob especially the first part

SpongeBob: I’m flying I’m flying
Fish: he’s flying he’s flying he’s really really flying
SpongeBob: they laughed they scoffed before I had lift off
Fish: but now he’s flying he’s flying high in the sky
SpongeBob: I’d love to hang around to say I told you so but it’s off to jellyfish fields I go

by JDMF December 3, 2023

hes a Robot

hes a machine that boy hes a machine !

hes a Robot

by 201HH November 25, 2020

te he raw

When someone says something true and funny

Tim: you look like a panda
Sarah: I know right te he raw

by Maddy dyke January 19, 2019

He's bleeding EVERYWHERE

Bad hit detection in video games, especially when it favors the person who is clearly being hit.

407: *Shoots Moo Snuckel like a thousand times and he doesn't die*

"HE'S BLEEDING EVERYWHERE!!!!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2024