Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
Get the could he, should he, woodymug. So he's the fat cock you fucking idiot.
Hym "We all have to pretend it doesn't matter to protect the fucking fat cocks. We all have to live a fucking lie for them to even fucking exist. Absolutely worthless. If they broke up because he cheated, is his cock fat or is it not? They don't need to exist. It'd be better if they didn't. But instead, I have to be a second class citizen to the fat cocks can exist and the women who are going to disproportionate fuck them don't have to be."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Get the Because he cheatedmug. You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.
A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"
Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."
Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
Get the He can't be allowed to advocate for himselfmug. It is a quote used to show how if you have a downfall, you wont be able to rise back up again considering the bad things you have done
Person 1 : Come the fuck on man, cant we just move on??
Person 2 : Nah you cant get back from it now.
Person 3 : As it has been said “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.” -Lembino
Person 2 : Nah you cant get back from it now.
Person 3 : As it has been said “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.” -Lembino
by Lembino December 14, 2024
Get the He who fucks up, Cannot get back upmug. by Hemilkman November 30, 2017
Get the he milkmug. some shit to confuse people. Due to the pronouns consisting of a pronoun from the gender binary, and another one that's not.
scenario 1
"my pronouns are they/he"
"how can you be a gender and not a gender at the same time"
"idk man, they allow it without question"
scenario 2:
"my pronouns are they/she"
"how can you be a gender and not a gender at the same time"
"idk man, they allow it without question"
"my pronouns are they/he"
"how can you be a gender and not a gender at the same time"
"idk man, they allow it without question"
scenario 2:
"my pronouns are they/she"
"how can you be a gender and not a gender at the same time"
"idk man, they allow it without question"
by Animeisverygey May 16, 2021
Get the they/hemug. Its a sad fanfic about hinata shoyo and kageyama tobio from the anime haikyuu on wattpad or ao3
Warning : your gonna cry.
Warning : your gonna cry.
Friend: have you ever read the fanfic " he smelled like oranges "
Me: yes. That made me cry my eyes out
Me: yes. That made me cry my eyes out
by Mommymilksuga August 8, 2022
Get the He smelled like orangesmug.