Gift Hijacking

Gift Hijacking is when you put your name on someone else's gift either because you forgot to get a gift or because you were just to lazy to get one.

Gift Forgetter: *eyeing the table of gifts* Hmm....from Erica? *scribble scribble* and Ashley.

Party-goer: Hey! That's gift hijacking!

by Kittiefied November 27, 2012

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Griff Dick

A man who is well-endowed and knows how to use it.

Man, that guy has got the griff dick. He's been fucking over girls everywhere.

by anon1111169 December 13, 2012

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giftsult

Getting a gift for someone that is actually an insult

Joel: Thank you so much for the Pizza Hut gift card Cody!

Cody: I knew you'd love it!

Ross: He's calling you fat Joel!

Chris: Nice giftsult Cody!

Cody: Fine I'll take it back then!

Joel: The fuck you will!

by JKJoel December 24, 2013

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Gift Recycling

Gift Recycling is when you receive a gift that you don't want, and instead of throwing it away or letting it collect dust, you give it to someone else, usually under the impression that you purchased this gift in a store with the intended person you're giving it to in mind. This can be tremendously helpful if you receive something you don't want during the holiday season and you're looking to save some money.

Reggie received an Apple charger for Chanukah, however he did not have any apple products, so the gift was useless to him. Instead of throwing it away or going through the trouble of selling it on ebay, he used it for a Secret Santa event at his work place. Thanks to Gift Recycling, Reggie was able to save himself some hard earned pay during the holiday season!

by Dr. Roswell January 10, 2014

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Gift of Baba

When you're eating a girl out and she shits on your face. Occurs because Meher Baba is punishing you for having premarital sex, and is very common among his believers.

Noah:Dude, I just hooked up with this girl and she gave me the Gift of Baba!
Kacey: Oh no way!

by neonveon July 1, 2014

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