When one person sits on top of a glass coffee table while another person lays underneath. The person sitting on top proceeds to take a shit on the glass
by rbsquared February 21, 2014

by seamenmonster69 August 9, 2023

Phantom glasses syndrome is a condition where a person experiences the sensation of still wearing glasses even after removing them.
Bruvva i can still feel my glasses but i aint even wearing them?!?!
You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
You've got Phantom Glasses Syndrome mate.
by Darksal July 10, 2024

Sawblades made of glass are products which are typically expensive but they have been cheapened, generally by lowering the quality of materials and labor.
"Sears used to sell some really fine power tools, but now the just sell Sawblades made of glass"
George regretted buying the suit, it was an absolute sawblade made of glass.
George regretted buying the suit, it was an absolute sawblade made of glass.
by Dethencarnate December 1, 2024

by Thibultus the machine July 4, 2021

The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.
Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021

In "Cinderella", a ridiculous mis-translation from the French. The original story, handed down orally, centered around "Vair" slippers, vair being squirrel fur. But "vair" sounds like "verre", the French word for glass, and so it continued. Fur slippers make perfect sense. But glass??
Cinderella felt sorry for the handsome prince, kneeling before her. She wondered what kind of idiot expected her to take two steps in glass slippers, when the beloved pair she had lost were made of fur. "I mean, glass shoes? Really?"
by Monkey's Dad March 1, 2020
