faced out

To be completely destroyed, most commonly associated with drug use.

"Hey man you want another tab?"
"No way, I'm already completely faced out"

by Dropp March 5, 2008

Face throttle

Throttling someone's fucking dumb ass face.

I'm going to face throttle your fuck off.

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018

face cankle

The condition in which neck fat completely absorbs one chin, connecting one's face to one's shoulders in a single, nontapering, gelatinous mass. Related to cankles, a similar condition at the lower leg.

What's the deal with her neck. It's like a face cankle.

by mayhemite! January 21, 2011

boob-face

Pink, rash-like condition on an infant's face, occurs after breast feeding. Most likely used in a funny way.

"Whoa, that baby has a severe case of boob-face, how long was he on?"

by papa eos March 3, 2008

Journalism Face

The straightest face you can make. Usually required in situations with a terrible combination of hilarity and a requirement to remain serious at all costs.

Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.

Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.

by commensalism November 14, 2011

Four-faced

tfw you have a lot of different emotions in a day

Damn today im felling four-faced today

by OmmokBicChips July 5, 2016

Cap Face

When someone does something devious and then smiles innocently and denies doing anything. The "Cap Face" is so sweet many cannot resist it and will belive whoever uses the Cap Face.

-"Did you just trip me"
--"Who me? I'd never do anything like that!" *smiles innocently*
-"Oh, okay"

That was a total Cap Face!

by xxmaddiebear January 21, 2011