Cap Face

When someone does something devious and then smiles innocently and denies doing anything. The "Cap Face" is so sweet many cannot resist it and will belive whoever uses the Cap Face.

-"Did you just trip me"
--"Who me? I'd never do anything like that!" *smiles innocently*
-"Oh, okay"

That was a total Cap Face!

by xxmaddiebear January 21, 2011

Journalism Face

The straightest face you can make. Usually required in situations with a terrible combination of hilarity and a requirement to remain serious at all costs.

Girl: Some woman was telling me about how she stepped on her cat and then fell down the stairs, and crushed her toddler.

Guy: Bet you had pull out the Journalism face while listening to that.

by commensalism November 14, 2011

yeti-face

Describing a female with any facial hair or yeti/bigfoot features. Extremely fucked in the face and is so ugly you just can't stop looking at her. Usually very tall and manly. Lets out an occasional low grunt or howl. Looks more at home in the woods then in public.

Damn did you see that girl walk into the party, no bag in the world can contain that yeti-face.

by hubert cummberdale January 18, 2010

Four-faced

tfw you have a lot of different emotions in a day

Damn today im felling four-faced today

by OmmokBicChips July 5, 2016

Powder Face

When a girl (or guy) wears too much make-up. Making it obvious that she/he spent 40 minutes applying her BB cream, MAC concealer, "natural" Cover Girl foundation, and translucent powder finish. Followed by dark/noticeable eyeshadow and "ultra volume" mascara. Making everyone shocked and disturbed when it's time to take the make-up off, exposing their terrible complexion and TRUE appearance.

Guy 1: DUDE, LOOK AT THAT CHICK!

Guy 2: Ew, she's a Powder Face dude, that's gross.

by OH HO HO January 16, 2011

Mole Face

A person who looks squinty eyed in the morning, resembling a Mole in the sunlight

A person who finds it difficult to open thier eyes fully soon after waking up from sleep

Squinting in the sunlight like a mole

A person with Mole like features

I only had two hours sleep last night, I've got hellish mole face

Oh my god look at Dan's mole face, he looks tired.....and funny

Im so tired....I cant open my eyes....the sun is burning me....Its so bright.....I feel like a mole.....No no dont hurt my mole face...ah it feels like my face is melting

by Inspector Tibby February 25, 2010

*Face Hell*

when you faceplam so hard that your head passes through the dephts of hell.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong

Dan: Shut the fuk up.

Annoying douche: you spelled that wrong too.

Dan: *Face Hell* AAAAAHHHHHHH

by PumaMania August 14, 2008