Submitting to an unpleasant sexual act as punishment for bad behavior. Generally implies anal sex, but may also include cum sucking, fisting, and/or a golden shower. The phrase is derived from the fact that while at the dinner table with your mother, eating one's vegetables (in a literal sense), while unpleasant, is inescapable.
A. After being chastised by her husband for speaking out of turn at the dinner party, Elizabeth blushed, realizing that soon she'd be on all fours on the bedroom floor, eating her vegetables.
B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
B. "Eating one's vegetables," proclaims Mr. Thelsby as he pushes his plump erect pecker into his wife's bunghole, "is certainly the most appropriate penance for failing to properly shine the shoes of one's husband. Don't you agree, dear?" "Mfff," says Mary.
by SaveOurSkyline December 24, 2008
Get the eating one's vegetablesmug. An expression used in place of swear words or other interjections. Also used to confuse people just for the heck of it.
by nr132386 July 9, 2011
Get the go eat a dolphinmug. A phrase to be used when someone is annoying you, pissing you off, aggravating you etc. Meaning Go do something other than talk to me. also + meaning buzz off: f**k off: go away: kick rocks: and the occasional "go eat a d*ck"
by The real John Cash July 4, 2008
Get the Go Eat A Brickmug. To eat pizza with scissors can literally mean to eat a slice of pizza using scissors to cut it. Cobra, the complete bad ass who invented this bad ass style of pizza eating, would not cut up the whole slice, but just cut the tip of the slice off. Since eating pizza with scissors is such a bad ass thing to do "to eat pizza with scissors" can now mean to do something in an unnecessarily bad ass way.
by Cocktail Sauce #1 August 28, 2009
Get the eat pizza with scissorsmug. by Bob Sometimes September 4, 2004
Get the eat me outmug. by Marks on December 3, 2017
Get the eat ramen and gomug. Eat a bowl of dicks....phrase means...put a pile of random penises in your mouth.... Bitch.
Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.
Variation...eat a whole bowl of dicks......Please place a whole pile penises in your word hole, by means of a bowl.
Used in a sentence
Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.
Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.
Hey asshole......eat a bowl of dicks.
Mikey was an insulant prick last night and I told him to eat a whole bowl of dicks.
by Wolf balls. September 18, 2012
Get the Eat a bowl of dicksmug.