Fruit cake

Someone that is crazy, spontaneous, mad, eccentric and perhaps mentally ill.

*ring ring, ring ring*
Caller: Hello is that Alex?
Unknown: No its the Psychiatric ward.
Caller: Oh whats happened to Alex.
Nurse: He was pursued by police after stealing a bottle of Vodka, downing it, getting naked and swimming in a lake. When they first attempted to arrest him he ripped a piece of wood from a fence and hit the policeman with it, so they put him in a riot van and took him here.
Caller: Hahaha oh no what an absolute fruit cake, whats the address of the ward I will come and see him.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

chimney cake

The act of one person defecating a so called "cake" into another person's asshole (chimney).

"After watching some German TV, I decided to give my wife a chimney cake." or "My wife gave me a chimney cake for my birthday!"

by Z_zoran_Z October 2, 2019

Wedge cake

Who the fuck knows?

Dave: That sket is an absolute wedge cake.
Jacob: yeh i know, i love a bit of wedge cake.
Billy: mate, tell me about it.
James: bois fuck off, its all about the arsehole.

by DJ BJ no 1 April 10, 2010

butter cake

the sex position to were you put your face right in someone's scrotum

me and him did a butter cake

by ABiggerNigger February 4, 2021

cake sundae

A slice of cake with delicious sundae toppings including;hot fudge, whipped cream, caramel sauce, nuts, and any other delicious topping one could think of.

Dang, I could really go for a cake sundae right now.

by Agatha O March 20, 2008

Mean Cake

a phrase used to describe the hatred for people in the lqbtq+ community, as Yung Bcote quotes in his hit single

person 1: hey friend, i’m coming out as gay!
person 2: that’s too bad i’m a mean cake

by deadaccowo April 21, 2023

Cake Wasted

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.

After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!

by cupcakes* July 4, 2011