Piss Boner

When your dick gets hard because it's inflated with piss.

Mike : "Oh my God, Jeremy has boner! Is he really turned on by that ugly bitch?!"
John : "Nah, it can't be - he probably just has a piss boner."

by Hi Raoul September 29, 2014

Del Boner

When you shave your pubic hairs to look like an eyebrow and you get a stiffy. As your dick gets hard, the eyebrow goes up and down.

"This girl in class got me so hard today that I couldn't hide my del boner!"

by DB Trust January 15, 2008

loner boner

When a person who has few or no friends and keeps to themselves masturbates.

It seems like all Jeff does anymore is hole up in his room and work out his loner boner.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

by Mr. Bitches April 18, 2008

electric boner

A boner so large it leaves you in shock.

OMG!! That girl had a electrc boner.

Jon is my electric boner.

by Jon November 20, 2003

travel boner

a boner brought on vibrations during travel. exacerbated by jet engines and bumpy roads.

this soft suspension greatly alleivates my travel boner.

by power fm June 5, 2010

Loner Boner

When you think something or someone is hot so you get a boner, but nobody else has a boner or thinks it is hot.

Bill: ah, that's hot, you got a boner too?
Bob: hell no that's gross!
Everybody: (simultaneously) Loner Boner!

by Poonsquasher2.0 January 10, 2012