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Saddle up the hay bed

Saddle up the hay bed is a way of saying hit the hay but instead of falling asleep you're preparing to go to sleep.
Well fellas I'm gonna saddle up the hay bed.
by MF SHAGGY January 23, 2020
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bed bolt

When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.
My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.
by albinorineo February 18, 2013
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Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025
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Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.
You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!
by Tordindamix October 27, 2022
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Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"
Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.
by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017
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Bed wetter

Someone who urinate in their bed

Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER

Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT
Lily went to a sleepover and her friends called her a bed wetter for pissing in the sleeping bag.
by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016
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bed pig

A small to medium sized domestic cat that when sleeping in the bed with its owner takes up 75% or more of the mattress area.
This horizontal chihuahua is a total bed pig.
by James_onthe_Rocks1 January 9, 2018
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