Giant Log Loader

Nickname for a man whose partner always has large, solid fecal excretions after anal sex.

When George gets serious constipation, he always goes to John because he is one serious Giant Log Loader.

by Frederick Fanon November 7, 2012

Corn on the log

When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn

That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log

by Corny girl October 2, 2011

Log jam

When a turd or poop get 'jammed' in the toilet sideways and refuses to get flushed. Like a log jam in a river causing a blockage.

We have a 'Log jam' in the guest toilet. Time to break out the poop knife.

by K lite April 26, 2020

Fuzzy log

When your husband is wrapped in a fuzzy blanket spread out across the bed

Your like a cute fuzzy log all wrapped up in that blanket

by Deadpool92 August 23, 2020

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

Log out of life

When you log out of life you have seen something you wish to unsee but instead of bleaching your eyes and making you blind you delete from your memory. Reseting your entire body leads to memory loss of the wrong memories, organ failure, and death if not done correctly

I log out of life to unsee this cringe video

by MP.3 May 11, 2023

Air Log

When you rip a fart in a body of water and the bubbles roll up your back.

I just ripped an air log in my friends new hot tub.

by RevieBalls September 26, 2020