Robert

The sexiest man that walks on this earth. Is amazing in bed and makes most goes so horned they have wet Panties the second he puts one finger on them. He is a sex god but he is also a super sweet man to have and if he loves you he gives you his whole
Heart but he has been hurt in the past so he struggles to trust women and believe I’m them. Even once he is in love with you he still struggles to believe you love him
Back. But if you ever snag you a Robert hang onto him cause one day he may learn to trust the one he loves again. Just don’t hurt him cause once you do he will
Never trust you again.
My man Robert turned me on so much last night. I am in love with Robert and want to spend my life with him. I wish Robert would learn to believe on my love for him.
by SusieQ Ball July 25, 2022
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Roberts

A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
"Oh my god, is that Roberts?!??! I NEED HIS COCK!!!!
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Robert

Robert or Rob for short cuz he’s a little shit.Robert is a cool guy expect he will cheat on you jus to simple have a backup girlfriend incase it won’t work out do pici stebou chcipni. He’s the typical curly hair white boy who don’t know his place yet. Chas mri minc chanzalo kar
Random girl: is that a pig

No, it’s Robert
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Robert

Robert is great. He has booty
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Robert is the god. When you see a Robert you should immediately relinquish all mortal possessions and sacrifice your eggs as well as a textbook.
Receive Robert into your life and cleanse yourself of sin. Pray to him and he will listen.
by Enlightened Robert worshipper December 31, 2021
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Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)
Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.
by whinygirl April 16, 2023
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Robert is smart, intelligent, loyal, trustworthy, hot, and nice. If your ever friends with someone like that, dont let them go. They will be your friend until you die.
Robert is a amazing and caring person
by Killuaaa February 07, 2021
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