Jordan Sand

Medicinal product developed in eastern Petra preferably inhaled through a hookah pipe or through the nostrils.

Mohammed is on that Jordan sand again

by Band Substance Abuse April 13, 2019

Jordan

An amazing girl who is always there for her friends when they need her. A Jordan is hardworking and tough and can get through anything! Some people take her for granted and think she's being a bitch, but in reality she's hurting inside. A Jordan loves all animals, and she loves sweet things and food. If you ever have a Jordan as a friend, care for her, be willing to follow her to the ends of the Earth, and she'll do the same for you.

Jordan was the only person that comforted me in my time of sorrow.

by Anonymouse and cheese April 14, 2019

Jordan

Jordan is not just a name for guys ya little dumbasses

Hot guy: Jordan is hot
Other guy: Dude r u gay??
Hot guy: Jordan’s can be girls too dumbass

by Keely Smith April 19, 2019

Jordan

He is the most sweet boy you will ever meet. He's very caring and loyal, and will always have your back. He is very athletic and has a very close friend group who he's always around. He can be very shy, but once you get to know him he opens up to be a funny and sweet guy. You always want a Jordan in your life to cheer you up.

He's perfect, he must be Jordan!
You always need a Jordan in your life.

by ihf6rsefpiw December 1, 2019

Jordan

Jordan (johr-dahn)- Jordan is a major douche and doesn't understand real love. He may seen cute at first to may but he isn't as true as you think. Jordan is popular and has many friends, but you should stay away from him. Jordans are heart-breaker and may be pathological liars. He isn't very smart and is known for asking stupid questions. Beware of Jordans.

OMG Jordan literally broke up with me! That heartbreaker doesnt understand my passion!

by xxFacts4LIieXx December 3, 2019

Jordan

the book of why Jordan is beautiful:
chapter one: her smile
Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room
Chapter two: her laugh
Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever
Chapter three: her voice

Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay
Chapter four: her eyes
She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow
Chapter five: her hair
Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her
Chapter six: her nose
Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features
Chapter seven her body:

Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her

Omg she is such a jordan

by Jahhhh December 3, 2019

jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.

person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him

by penislicker662 December 5, 2019