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Fat cunt

A person who is usually a virgin while also being middle aged.

Has no grasp on reality and abuses those who care for them.

They generally have little regard for personal hygiene and in the hot weather smell like an overripe arsehole from up to 15m away.

They are at the point of obesity that their brain is so starved of oxygen, they are more retarded, obnoxious, "smart mouthed" and irritating than ever before.

They are a complete oxygen thief with no regards for other people.

The people around them view their inevitable demise as a relief. The reason being that the fat useless cunt won't be a constant drain on their souls.

A fat cunt has an answer for everything even though many are non-functioning illiterate idiots. Most of their wisdom comes from watching shit documentaries and DIY videos on the television or on YouTube.

They are so utterly useless, incompetent, lazy and fat that they will even bully elderly family members to get their own way and will not hesitate into tormenting them so they can get a free ride to the shop to buy more calorie dense food to stuff into their fat faces.
Person 1: "Hey man, does Phil ever leave the house?"

Person 2: " No man, that useless fat cunt is an absolute oxygen thief. I see he moves so little his fat fucking ass is fused to his mattress."

Person 1: " Holy shit man haha"

Person 2: " I know right, that fat cunt"
by Captain_Captain September 10, 2022
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Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.
Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.
by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018
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athletically fat

When an individual is heavy or fat but for the sake of of a sport such as football or wrestling.
"Why's that Guy so fat?"
"He's athletically fat"
"What's that mean?"
"He's fat so he can play football!"
by The Waffleking December 14, 2013
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Fat rizz

Yo bro why she bringing you lunch

Me: I just got that rizz bro

Nah bro that’s that fat rizz
by Tru_kinglegend May 13, 2022
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fat throat

The word used to describe the feeling of phlegm in the throat (that must be cleared constantly) after ingesting unnecessary amounts of fatty, greasy foods.
Oh my! I've got some serious fat throat after eating that Big Mac.
by Lard Neck March 13, 2015
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Boba Fat

Obese man who spends his time with eating donuts at his workplace, and does frequent naps even if he is a security supervisor.

The term is an obvious reference to Boba Fett, and it was used in a freemium mobile game, The Simpsons Tapped Out.
Patty: Hey, Boba Fat, could you trundle a few steps to the left? I can’t see the TV. In fact, I can’t see that whole half of the house.
by The Gamer July 13, 2015
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Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.
Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.
by SlenderMarlin April 23, 2014
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