Bread on the door frame

An idiom one can use in occurrences of failed penetration. The bread being a penis and the door frame being a vagina (or anus).

A: "So how was your date with John?"
B: "Bread on the door frame..."
A: "Aww shit"

C: "So, are you feeling anything?"
D: "Nope, seems like there's bread on the door frame."

by F.Flobius February 19, 2015

bread facing

The most beautiful sport/art in the world

The only way to get into the cult was too bread facing

by Estadaddy May 8, 2018

Banana Bread Whore

A girl who has sex with men while being fed banana bread through her ass, and is always paid her regular fee of 1 banana and a peice of bread. Will be a fat whore who wares a cheer leaders uniform during sex, in the near future

Mariah Cathy Graves, also know as fat bitch.

by God-of-Cheese September 12, 2004

Like a basket of bread

To be full of crusty old men. To sleep with lots of old guys to get a job.

Sandy, you're like a basket of bread.

by Charles March 18, 2004

Wonder Bread Pussy

A vagina with a stinky, over-flowing yeast infection, derived from the fact that there is yeast in wonder bread.

Me and Deondra started to fuck, until I seen that wonder bread pussy.

by dshyt June 26, 2007

Dip your bread

To perform an action; To get stuck in

"I need a piss"

"Go and dip your bread pal"

by DieSlowly September 2, 2005

Spread Yo Bread

1. Gifting of money to a person who has never had much to begin with.

2. Giving something of great importance to a person who is of great need of it.

3. Sharing with others.

Man says, "I ain't got no money! Spread Yo Bread and give a brother a dollar or two."

Woman responds, "Spread yo Bread homeboy, I ain't got no more child support money and the state took away MY Medicaid, Food Stamps, and Housing Support!"

by BMaxFacts July 22, 2011