Bed

Slep

Sleppy bed

by IKEA IS LIFE March 9, 2024

bed squash

The bed version of couch potato.

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash

by Cliffko April 18, 2018

silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006

don’t let the bed bugs bite

Don’t piss the bed

Good night! Don’t let the bed bugs bite

by LouLana August 31, 2022

bed

Where...

1). you sleep
2). you have sex or something
3). you cannot be able to escape the fluffy prison

Mom: "Get out of bed."
You (probably): "No."

by 7568ino January 18, 2024

Kick bed

When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed

“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday

by Young booty wipe March 1, 2018

General bed

A common way to describe the world and everywhere in the universe in general. Can also be used to refer to every situation possible, as in “in general”.

Good wives submit to their husbands in general bed, not just in sexual bed.

by GoodChristianWife November 1, 2020