Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.
If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.
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(of a sailing vessel) pointed as near as possible to the direction from which the wind is blowing while still making headway.
The experienced sailor expertly maneuvered the sailboat, sailing close to the wind to maximize speed and efficiency.
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The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
The politician's campaign ads sailed close to the wind with their negative attacks on the opponent.
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There's no space, there's no tomorrow
There's no sense, communication
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There's no space, there's no tomorrow
There's no sense, communication
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person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
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person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden
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person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view
*takes a couple steps back*
ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck
person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?
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