morning wood

see monopoly and stiffy

i dunno what causes morning wood

by ross March 5, 2004

wood grain grippin

when your ride's got a wood grain steerin wheel

"swervin while i'm workin tha wood wheel, whateva city i'm in, i find out where tha hood is"

by bucks214 June 27, 2005

Jizermey Wood

the word is a derivative of Jiz. its used by tree surgeons about wood which has no significat value for burning or selling. it also produces sap which get on your hands and clothes and is sticky like jiz.

I spent the day cutting jizermey wood. or this wood is jizermey lets chip it.

by harry the jizermy azabajarney June 2, 2009

milwaukee wood

Doing a girl up the butt so she doesnt get pregnant

Guy: I want sex but i dont have a condom.
Girl: Well i dont want to get pregnant, how about you give me milwaukee wood
Guy: I will pleasure you with milwaukee wood.

by JoeKewle May 17, 2009

Wood thrusting

Where a man is sexually deprived and leads his fun to nature.
Basically. A Man thrusting his penis in/between trees to get sexual pleasure.

Dave: Hey Jim. Have you ever put your penis between a split tree and thrusted between it?
Jim: Oh you mean Wood Thrusting? Me and my son do that every sunday.

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Wood Booger

Someone from the state of Maine, who uses terms such as “feed her the corn” “yessuh” and “bub”. Gets horny over oversized tires and the smell of diesel fuel. Skilled with their hands and knows how to fix anything with ratchet straps and zip ties, can skin a deer but can’t spell basic words. Usually missing a few teeth.

My wood booger wife yelled “feed her the corn” when I was driving, I immediately started questioning my decision to marry her.

by Heytrep August 2, 2019

Ryan Woods

Not only is this person notorious for his handsome good looks but he also has an amazing personality And can make anyone laugh within a couple minutes of talking to him. However, Ryan Woods is typically found attracting unworthy women or "thots" as some would say. Luckily, he doesn't always let them get advantage over him. Basically, if you have gotten with a ryan woods, consider yourself lucky.

"Wow she seems happy , what did she do last night?"
"You didn't hear... she got with Ryan Woods..."
"FUCK THAT BITCH"

by Bellaminnnn January 29, 2017