vagina tuck 

1.An operation process in which a gross loose saggy vagina will be surgicaly tucked so that whoever has sex with it shall not get lost in the darkness and depths of it.

1."dude, Anita needs an effin vagina tuck!" "Why?" "Well last night Tom had sex with her and he said it was big enough to have the next high school pool pary in!"

vagina tuck by megan aka XtC March 27, 2007

vagina fart

The occurence in which one female procures a bodily gas from there pussy

yo, that girl just vagina farted!!!!!!!!

vagina fart by Peepee LongCocc May 7, 2019

Vagina Poop 

When a girl has a guy shove his dick in while having sex she cuts it off and lets it slide out.

Dude that guys dick got cut off because he got vagina pooped.

Vagina Poop by pyromantacos January 16, 2011

vagina pearl 

Referring back to the saying "She has sand in her vagina"

When a female gets sand in her vagina and it accumulates over time to make a pearl!

"Damn dude, I heard my wife peeing and I heard something drop in the toilet so I asked her, What was that. She replied with, Nothing, just a vagina pearl!

vagina pearl by Connor Abel April 8, 2008

Vagina Ham 

Discovered the fateful morning of February 8th, by Kurtis Schwartzentruber. The vagina ham is the first documented slab of Ham discovered to have a formation disturbingly familiar to the vagina. The ham is entirely real and was originally going to be sold on E-bay but the hams owner devoured the ham, including the vagina.

Picture to be included upon publishing. Trust me it's amazing.

Holy shit, that ham has a vagina. It must be a vagina ham.

Vagina Ham by Kurtis Schwartzentruber September 14, 2008

vagina sack 

1 out of a billion woman that have a ballsack come out of their vagina once a month after their period is done.

my vagina sack is sexy!

vagina sack by doingyurmom April 24, 2010

vagina blanket 

a SUGAR cone with melted ice cream dripping down it. so named because of resemblance to the face of a girl who is about to ejaculate. for WAFFLE cone, see oprah.

though refreshing, ice cream is not a good remedy for the summer heat because if you start talkin' to some bitch and forget about your treat, it could become a vagina blanket

vagina blanket by foxpack June 5, 2004