Cauliflower Vagina

Term for a girl who's vagina is abnormally strange-looking. Kind of looks like the pussy lips are a fighter's cauliflower ears

Mark: So did you nail that girl last night?
Jerry: No man, i was gonna go down on her but she had cauliflower vagina so I just fake chowed her instead.
Mark: You're a sick sick man
Jerry: I do what I can sir

by merk_frost March 02, 2012

Sandy Vagina

Sandy Vagina, n. - A girl of which is displaying random unaccountable anger to surrounding guys for no apparent reason due to meaningless problems in her worthless life.

Bryan: Dude, what is wrong with Nicole? Is she on her rag again for the third time this month?

Robert: Nope, I think her boyfriend just broke up with her. Now she is being a little sandy vagina.

by BabaBryan July 14, 2010

Vagina Warrior

a female softball player. Aka Lesbo

That softball player is such a Vagina Warrior. She will be looking for pussy tonight

by hottie wit a body May 25, 2008

Vagina Flap

The massive flap of fat that hangs over a woman's vagina. Also known as a "butt in the front."

Dude, did you see Lindsay's vagina flap?!

by Dylan Wilson and Deidra Banks October 27, 2008

Vagina Weed

you stick 2g of weed into a large womans vagina.
and you wait 2 days and then you take the weed out, and smoke it... like tyler ritter does.

Tyler Ritter made some vagina weed with rose o' donnel.

by Dillon Boyer March 12, 2008

witch vagina

When a females vagina emits invisible gases which make men's penises un-erect if come into contact of a 1 foot radius of these gases.

I was about to bang this bitch, next thing you know, that bitch had witch vagina, and my dick shriveled up and the condom fell off.

by panino February 29, 2008

Vagina Coastguard

Fucking when that bitches mom keeps checking hin on you in her daughters room, with flashlight. You better not get caught in moms waters.

Dude, her mom is such a vagina coastguard. I got busted doing the alaskan fire dragon.

by Brian Giardina March 06, 2005