That one car that you wish you could get back; the one that has given you the most trouble but you love it anyway
My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.
by Honda-Man May 3, 2021
Get the Car Unicornmug. In the act of intercourse, when a man will cum along the eyebrows of his woman connecting them. Like mustard on a hotdog
by MoreThan46 April 28, 2025
Get the The Unicornmug. did you see that unicorn?
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no.
it was so fluffy!:D
I love unicorns !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by twilightsparkle2006@outlook.co July 28, 2017
Get the unicornmug. When a man inserts a sounding rob into his penis, wears a tinfoil hat and puts the rod into an electrical outlet. Ultimate form of self pleasure. Ideal for schizophrenic's
James felt the need to take his regular masturbation routine up a notch and perform the Upright unicorn on FaceBook Live.
by cornballDogsitterslut.com March 27, 2024
Get the Upright unicornmug. This is preformed by deflowering a girl, and with her blood still on your wang you put the tip on her forehead.
Carl: Hey man, how are you and Stacy doing?
Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
Steve: Amazing bro, I gave her the Bloody Unicorn last night.
by JewSlayer69420 September 4, 2021
Get the Bloody Unicornmug. 
A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.
When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn
by chonie pockets November 28, 2019
Get the Unicorn gagglermug.