google translate grind

A google translate grind is a poem put though google translate seventeen times until it resembles something entirely different. Each different output language must have been chosen at random.

The first paragraph of In Midnight Sleep by Walt Whitman, which happens to be in public domain, could come out like this:
El somni , molt dolor a la cara ,
A primera vista , el dany greu - un espectacle indescriptible
Ella estava en la seva esquena i braços per augmentar la capacitat
Jo son, son, son.

And if translated back into english (an 18th time translated) it comes out like this:
Sleep, a lot of pain in the face,
At first glance, the harm - an indescribable spectacle
She was on her back and arms to increase capacity
I sleep, sleep, sleep.

This is the original version:

In midnight sleep, of many a face of anguish,
Of the look at first of the mortally wounded - of that indescribable look;
Of the dead on their backs, with arms extended wide,
I dream, I dream, I dream.

Spoken: "This is a google translate grind," or "this is a google translate hard grind" depending on the final output language. Language of origin equaling that of final output equals hard.

by Spiderman452 March 8, 2015

Toothpaste Transplant

Two men simultaneously sucking each other's penises until they have both ejaculated into eachother's mouths. They will then proceed to exchange each other's semen with their mouths and gargle until it becomes foamy.

Hey, Jim you up for a Toothpaste Transplant tonight?

by Shit flickington 26 May 7, 2017

heat transfer coefficient

1 h coefficient found in Newton's Law of Cooling. It describes how well heat transfers from on medium to another. Units : W/(m^2*K).
2How well heat is transferred by convection from object

The heat transfer coefficient is an important variable in the thermo-electric parameter used to describe the displacement in a hot arm actuator.

by fibonacci161803 July 14, 2017

digital transformation

A word used by sales people with limited knowledge of technology to define the movement from an older type of technology to something newer, sparkly and expensive but not necessarily better.

Do you want help with digital transformation of your current set-up to the cloud, all it takes is money, poor project management, staff re-training and if you are lucky, you might have something that is less secure, a pain to administer and at best as awful as what you had before but on someone else's computer

by Utterly Delightful March 27, 2018

public transportation patience

This is the tremendously flexible patience you have to use to deal with the sorts of weirdos and headaches you encounter on public transportation

After the homeless woman shit on the seat next to her and the subway lights went off, Lisa had to use a serious amount of public transportation patience to get through every second.

by von groovy April 13, 2019

Intravesicular Transmorphogronation

The involuntary transferance of vomit by Canine.

"Damn Julian, your dog just ate your sick and puked it on me!"
"Really Dave, that's Intravesicular Transmorphogronation don't ya know!"

by Diedric McSpurglejunken May 11, 2019

Dirty transformer

A dirty transformer is when a woman gets up during sex and screams "BULMBLEPEE" then pees on your face.

Dude 1: Dude, I totally hooked up with Monica last night.
Dude 2: Nice, did she do something nasty dude?
Dude 1: Hell yeah dude, she threw a dirty transformer at me.
Dude 2: Dude.

by Puchaudcrew April 24, 2020