loaf top

When a middle aged man gets invited to a football party with a PBR keg and he shows up wearing his old 80's crop top jersey that shows off his "Keg Pack".

The middle aged man turns to Knudson and says, "Does this highschool crop-top jersey make me look like I have a loaf top?"

by Galetrail_matt September 19, 2020

Top that rank

when you're closer to a person than someone else.

Person 1: someone keeps spreading rumors about me to my boyfriend.
Person 2: Your boyfriend probably won't believe her anyway.
Person 1: but it's my boyfriend's best friend that keeps spreading rumors,
Person 2: So, you top that rank, your his girlfriend, that person is just his best friend

by Anonymous102894814 July 16, 2013

top shout

It means that you said something that they agree with a lot, oh and by the way this video is a top shout : Will Dances To Skrillex - Bangarang Sirah

Im gunna buy that new T-shirt with the bird on

top shout, me too !

by old buckenham October 5, 2013

Top of the range

Basically better than all the range.because instead it is top.making it a top word.

Person 1:Nice toaster
Person 2:yeah its top of the range

by Toaster12324 February 4, 2012

russian top

the act of putting a womans legs behind her head and sitting her up for cowgirl
when she is set up spin her around

i russian topped you mom

by C.A.Nicholson March 13, 2011

Top Bad

The absolute pinacle of "bad".

Shit man, that's top bad about your old lady bangin' that fucko...and a PIG no less.

by Dr. Reuben October 12, 2011

Top Tenner

Someone who's iPod is comprised only of songs that have been on the iTunes top ten songs list.

Jake is such a top tenner, he keeps playing new Eminem and Over by Drake.

by DomoSwag October 19, 2011