When a greasy red neck comes back from the gas station in Wyomming buying a loaf of toast. He accidentally drops the toast on his own seat in his truck and forgets about it. Then he proceeds to drive 12 hours to Idaho. Once he reached his destination he gets up from his seat and sees the greasy sweaty toast he forgot to pick up. Then he takes the toast with its diabolical fumes and eats the disgusting moldy toast.
Jimmy tells his redneck trucker friend, “ did you have some trucker toast today, I would love some!”
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
Bill forgot his trucker toast in the car and it molded and beetles infested his car
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