beef jerker

-A professional beef jerky maker.

-One who likes giving bulls handjobs.

Jack Links beef jerky is made by beef jerkers

by pork jerker August 20, 2010

hey beef

what kathy says when her and keith are having sex and jon is coming in for sloppy seconds.

whey beef

by ketih sinclair May 17, 2003

Beef cake

Someone who really enjoys cake and is also beefy.

Wow Erin, that plate of cookies disappeared in under 5 minutes! Your such a beef cake!

by Fireman4945 April 15, 2014

What's the beef

Used as a greeting between posh shoreditch/d4 head twats who think they are really down with the lingo.

Greeting: Yo yo yo what's the beef

by tdee April 19, 2006

Beef Jerky

When you still masturbate, despite heavy chaffing, using A1 sauce.

Where's John? He's busy making beef jerky.

by Rusty Shacleford June 16, 2010

Beef Fest

When someone is about to let shit hit the fan. One guy really is angry at another and is going to let him know whats what. People that are in the imediate facinity can warn others that a clusterfuck is coming by progessively getting louder while chanting aww skeet... aww skeet... so on and so forth. Usually beef fests do not get resolved.

Guy 1: Hey noob i heard you stole my girlfriend!
Guy 2: Oh shitty shitty shitkins!!
Guy 1: Ya that's right bitch tits. You better be scared.

Crowd: Aww skeet... AWW skeet... AWW SKEET... Beef fest! Beef fest! Beef fest!

by skeeter boy August 7, 2010

beef dip

A combination of a hot beef injection and a quickie.

After a hard day at the office, Dmytry gave Dave a beef dip.

by Bubba Bob Rae August 8, 2005